Since my marriage pretty much blew up in my face I’ve decided to be more careful in my selection of qualities in the opposite sex. That is to say…IF I ever get involved with anyone again.
Some of these are in jest and some of them are serious.
1. Must be financially secure. I’m not necessarily looking for someone to take care of me, but I’m getting too old for broke people.
2. Can’t have his head up his ass. Must know what he wants and how to get it.
3. Must be kind.
4. Must be moderately attractive. Let’s face it – personality is a lot in a relationship, but you still need to be attracted to the person.
5. (Special request) Must not try to parent MY kids. Mine. I gave birth to them so I’m the only person who gets to nag them to death.
6. Not counting children (duh)….must put ME first. See – that’s what happens when you get put last all the time. It makes you selfish.
7. I’m the princess and that’s that.
8. Must like reading….and maybe even writing.
And I’m sure I’ll add to the list.
nagnagnagnagnag
G’night!
